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Season 2 · Episode 13 — An Old Fashioned Christmas

Dec 21, 1966 30m
Comedy

Oliver decides to have an old fashioned Christmas by chopping down a tree off his property. Mr. Haney warns him that it's against the law to chop down a tree on his own property. So Oilver goes to Drucker's & asks Sam if there's such a law as that. Mr. Drucker tries to sell him an artificial tree with a squirter to squirt the pine ooze out as well as artificial candy canes & popcorn string. Mr. Drucker advises him to get a permit from Hank Kimball, County Agent. After getting the permit, he finally gets to decorate his tree. Over @ the Ziffels, Doris is upset that Arnold has an artificial tree & tells Fred that Mr. Douglas had the right idea. The gang attends the Douglas home to admire the Christmas tree. But they are chased away when Lisa brings out the fruitcakes made out of hotcakes!

Season 2 episodes

E1
Wings Over HootervilleSep 14, 1966

Lisa tells the story of how she and Oliver met. During WWII, Oliver's plane was shot down and he was stranded in a tree. Lisa rescues Olive…

E2
Water, Water EverywhereSep 21, 1966

Mr. Haney has Willie the well-witcher to witch him a new well. But when Mr. Haney has plenty of water, Oliver loses his water. The same thi…

E3
I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a SoldierSep 28, 1966

When the Ziffels go on a second honeymoon at Niagra Falls, they leave Arnold with Oliver and Lisa. While there, Arnold is drafted by the U.…

E4
How to See South America By BusOct 5, 1966

Oliver ends up with a new client named Collins, who turns out to be a very attractive woman, whose first name is Amy, who wants Oliver's le…

E5
The Ugly DucklingOct 19, 1966

Ralph Monroe is devastated when Mr. Kimball turns her down again. Lisa decides to help Ralph out, by making her more feminine. Oliver is fo…

E6
One of Our Assemblymen is MissingOct 26, 1966

Oliver's back on his soap box, delivering fiery patriotic speeches after getting a bill for the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax. No one in H…

E7
The Good Old DaysNov 2, 1966

Lisa is homesick for the Park Avenue penthouse. So Oliver tells her the story of Gus and Etta, a farmer and his Hungarian wife who are brok…

E8
Eb Discovers the Birds and the BeesNov 9, 1966

Eb suddenly discovers he has feelings for Betty Jo Bradley. Eb wants nothing more than to date her, but the advice Oliver gives him, calls…

E9
The Hooterville ImageNov 16, 1966

The Hooterville farmers have decided that Oliver is ruining the town's image by doing his farming chores in a suit. Oliver eventually gives…

E10
You Ought to Be in PicturesNov 23, 1966

James Stuart from the agricultural department wants to do a film on the pitfalls of new farmers. The locals think "Jimmy Stewart" is coming…

E11
A Home Isn't Built in a DayNov 30, 1966

Tired of living in a dump, Lisa demands some serious home improvements. Oliver fires the Monroe brothers and hires an architect to draw up…

E12
A Square is Not RoundDec 14, 1966

The Douglases try to determine which of their hens is laying square eggs. Once word gets out, Haney and a chicken breeder both want in on t…

E13
An Old Fashioned ChristmasDec 21, 1966 · 30m

Oliver decides to have an old fashioned Christmas by chopping down a tree off his property. Mr. Haney warns him that it's against the law t…

E14
Never Trust a Little Old LadyDec 28, 1966

It's tomato planting season and Oliver needs some useful weather information. Hooterville relies on WPIXL-TV's Mildred, a little old lady w…

E15
School DaysJan 4, 1967

Oliver spends a lot of time in the principal's office when Lisa enrolls at Hooterville High. In school primarily for a cooking course, she…

E16
His HonorJan 11, 1967

Oliver misunderstands when the Hooterville bigwigs ask him to be a judge. He thinks he's being appointed an appellate judge but they just w…

E17
It's So Peaceful in the CountryJan 18, 1967

Oliver's mother needs bed rest so what better place than her son's farm. All she has to do is ignore Alf and Ralph's drilling, Haney's tour…

E18
Exodus to BleedswellJan 25, 1967

The residents of Hooterville flock to nearby Bleedswell for jobs at the new defense plant. To keep people from leaving, Hooterville reopens…

E19
It's Human to Be HumaneFeb 1, 1967

Bored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee". She takes her cause to the extreme, dec…

E20
Never Take Your Wife to a ConventionFeb 8, 1967

The only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a former gangster-turned-f…

E21
The Computer AgeFeb 15, 1967

A desperate Ralph Monroe joins a computer dating service to meet a husband. Oliver thinks it's a great idea since computers are always righ…

E22
Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes OutFeb 22, 1967

Oliver has to choose between being a farmer or lawyer when he gets an offer to practice in Washington, D. C. The official-looking letter, h…

E23
The Beverly HillbilliesMar 1, 1967

When the cast takes ill, the Douglases take to the stage in a charity production of The Beverly Hillbillies. After Eb "punches up" a script…

E24
Lisa's Vegetable GardenMar 8, 1967

According to Oliver, every farm wife should be growing her own vegetables so Lisa starts her own garden. Armed with useless pamphlets from…

E25
The Saucer SeasonMar 15, 1967

Once Eb's wild story about meeting space aliens hits the press, tourists descend on the Douglas farm to meet the new celebrity. Oliver's mo…

E26
Getting Even With HaneyMar 22, 1967

Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek, Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The…

E27
Kimball Gets FiredMar 29, 1967

Ralph is distraught when her beloved "Hankie" Kimball is fired as the county agricultural agent. His replacement is so rude and insulting t…

E28
The Vulgar Ring StoryApr 12, 1967

Lisa says that woman in her family must marry an American every fourth generation to keep the huge ring she now wears. She regales Hootervi…

E29
Who's Lisa?Apr 19, 1967

While fixing the roof, Oliver accidentally drops a hammer on Lisa's head, giving her amnesia. Initially, he's upset because she doesn't eve…

E30
Music to Milk ByApr 26, 1967

Eb becomes obsessed with winning a contest on a Pixley radio station. To identify all the songs, he has to listen day and night. That becom…

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