Season 5 · Episode 2 — The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings Widespread Panic to Dougal County.

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoc…

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real m…

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanle…

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against…

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.