Season 2 · Episode 13 — A Sober Sunday

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives…

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly…

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, t…

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.