Season 9 · Episode 21 — The Truth Be Told
Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how network and cable TV would tell her life story. Roseanne is appalled to learn that one wants to sanitize her life and the other wants to spice it up. At the same time, Bev is happily telling stories about Roseanne to a friendly florist, unaware that he is actually a tabloid reporter.
Season 9 episodes
E1Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie'…
E2The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."
E3Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her d…
E4While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose…
E5A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her after seei…
E6Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the i…
E7Absolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth partici…
E8A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. And bef…
E9Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.
E10The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous…
E11Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he might not r…
E12After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realiz…
E13Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his moth…
E14As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate…
E15When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help he…
E16At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss.…
E17After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman,…
E18Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the…
E19When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to pr…
E20Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience…
E21Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre idea…
E22Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks she's tryin…
E23Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender litt…
E24Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale