Kenny vs. Spenny (2003)

The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics,…

The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s…

Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his mor…

This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleepin…

Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow…

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or wil…

Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?

Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl - the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before t…

Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to…

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficia…

Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors…

Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwe…

The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everythi…

The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con th…

It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and who…

Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils the…

Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully r…

The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself i…

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using hi…

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routi…

The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenn…

It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water co…

Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and surviv…

Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his cas…

The guys split the van front/rear, with the first to leave the van losing. Kenny equipped the back of the van with a television, stove and…

After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends…